yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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