Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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