My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Enjoy the penises
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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