I showed him my bush... on skype.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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