We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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