You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
