What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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