shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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