i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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