i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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