let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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