i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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