My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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