Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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