well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
This is the high leading the old right now
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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