But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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