if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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