Got a toothbrush?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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