that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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