My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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