So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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