I must be too annoying 4 u.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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