One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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