i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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