girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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