Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I have fence marks all over my body
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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