do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
