Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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