You're completely useless in the revolution.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .