In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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