What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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