Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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