the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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