Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
