I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I have post one night stand depression
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