"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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