can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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