I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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