Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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