Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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