Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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