I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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