I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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