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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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