Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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