Where is the hickey?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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