So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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