I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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