Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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