Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I have fence marks all over my body
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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