I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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