alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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