Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
MIDGETS
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I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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